Furry backpack

An unkempt female arsehole

It was her time of the month so I stuffed it in her furry backpack instead.

Flangel

a small towel or washcloth exclusively utilized to cleanse the lady parts. Often attracting a fishy or aquatic aroma.

‘Oh no’ exclaimed Cedric, ‘I’ve mistakenly used my daughter’s flangel to cleanse my eye after an unfortunate lemon squirting incident’