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1. a small towel, usually made from terrycloth, of which is used to clean one's self while bathing. can also be used to clean up after intimate relations whether solo or with a partner.
2. term also used as to describe people and/or objects that are desirable.
3. also see: hot.
Dude: "OMG, did you see that smokin' hot chick at the skatepark the other day?"
Other Dude: "Affirmative! She was WAY hot... after seeing her, I need a washcloth."
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a male person who is such a pussy that you could use him to wash your balls with
yoo, washcloth come here, can you tight up my shoelaces please.
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A sexual act, when one uses their partners face as a "washcloth" to wipe ones ass. Usually done in a vigorous manner.
Christian: "I asked her to sit on my face last night, she started washclothing me instead."
Josh: "How was that?"
Christian: "Oh I loved it! So much better!!"
A washcloth is normally a small cloth used to wash the face a body with, so when used as an insult it applies you are dirty or a tool. Calling someone a washcloth is like calling someone a dirty whore, to put it in more understandable words.
Mom: Go downstairs ya fuckin' washcloth
Daughter: :(
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After having sex with your girlfriend, she enters your bathroom to clean up. Un-beknownst to you she wipes your cum from her dumpster on your towel and hangs it back up, as if it were never touched. Unaware of the wrong-doing the gentleman uses it to wash his face the next day. Thus wiping his own cum all over his own face.
New York sexed up his girl and let loose all over her back side. She entered his crapper and cleaned up with his washcloth and hung it back up. The next morning whilst trying to clean up for work. He used said washcloth to clean the eye gunk off his face. It only got worse....He used the Wilmington Washcloth
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The art of using a washcloth to wipe ones ass. The cloth is then placed discreetly so that another person uses the cloth during bathing without knowing where it has been.
My wife pissed me off last night, so I gave her a Mexican Washcloth. In other words I just shit in her face. So now I am not pissed off anymore.
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A textured low-hanging labia usually colored maroon too dark purple. Similar to beef curtains or meaty Folds standing alone with its ribbed linty medium shag feel.
The origin of this adjective came from its predecessors such as beefy Folds meat curtains and wizard sleeves. It is rumored to be the most powerful in the group due to the texture alone causing severe trauma and PTSD in any man or woman that has first-hand encountered them.
Please tuck your meat washcloths this is a yoga class.
It is basic hygiene to ring out your meat washcloths otherwise they will grow musty and dank.