boehner

State of arousal experienced by a weeping man.

Chopping onions always gave the Speaker of the House a ginormous boehner.

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governerd

A state executive lacking charisma, character, and any shot at national office.

Scott Walker is Wisconsin's governerd; Tim Pawlenty used to be Minnesota's.

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santorectum

Gateway to colonoscopy.

1. Does toilet paper leave you bleeding? Then try a Kohler bidet -- gentle on your santorectum.

2. Bristol Palin drank too many wine coolers and woke up in a tent, her santorectum throbbing.

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