Big 10 Speed

An oxymoron. Big 10 football plays so slow people call jokingly call it "Big Ten Speed." This is largely due to the disturbing amount of white players you'll see on teams like Wisconsin, Iowa, and Northwestern.

Jason: Man, is this Wisconsin-Minnesota game being played in quicksand?
Dan: No dude, it's just that Big 10 Speed.

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