smarn't

A sneaky way of calling someone stupid

"So lemme demonstrate, I found a better way to tie my shoes, first you make a knot, and then you make a knot, and then you make a knot, and then you make a knot, and then you make a knot, and then you make a knot, and then you make a knot, and then you make a knot, aren't I a genius?".

"Yeah that's pretty smarn't man, nice,"

"Thanks man!"

Shisht

A word that mixes shit and sheesh to create the ultimate word that expresses shock

"Fucking Shisht a tactical nuke is incoming!"

In between a cock and a hard place

Most likely in a prison shower, you get stuck in between the wall/floor and a big man with a big erect penis

So how was your stay at the penitentiary Johnny?
I dropped the soap and got stuck In between a cock and a hard place!