Pampers

What black people call diapers.

"I gotta call my baby daddy come bring this child some pampers!"

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Tummy Bored

When you're sitting around watching Netflix and want to pig out on something even when you're not hungry.

Wife: "But you just ate!!"
Boyfriend: "I know, but I want something."
Husband: "You're just tummy bored."