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1)When a dude sends you a threatening message via text, but then wimps out and won't say anything to you face to face.
2)The hormone that flows through one's body when sending such a ridiculous text.
Also see: Telephone Tough Guy Circ.1938
Joey sent me a text message today saying "I better give him money for the weed we smoked last night." I was going to kick him in the face, but then he apologized, and he gave me more weed. I guess he was just full of "Textosterone" when he wrote me that text message.
Legit spit is a specific type of spit with hang-time. It is usually noticed after a fist fight ends in real life or in Hollywood. Maybe you have a bit of post-nasal drip or perhaps not, but this legit spit would have some carry if you opened your window at 60 mph. I like to think of legit spit as type of spit the Rock or some other mega action star has when he just finishes beating someone down to the ground. Those guys never drip or drool on bloodied guy lying at their feet. Their spit is legit!
This guy punched a man on the street and then spat on him with some force. That was some legit spit!
Usually a friend in a group that calculates everything to the penny, including the bill at the diner, but not because he is cheap. He is also someone who cannot accept a range of dates as an answer to a trivia question or a past score from a World Series game or Super Bowl without googling it.
Tim:Hey Bill, you know I just learned from John that Pacino didn't win an Oscar for Scarface.
Bill: Really, I just learned that John is the Precise Guy, and keeps googling every movie we mentioned just now, over dinner. to find out the exact year it came out.
Tim:By the way Bill, John says you owe exactly $14.28 cents for your meal.
Sarcastic name you now use to describe your douchy friend who never hangs out with you anymore, since he now has a steady girlfriend.
Douche:
"Hey guys, do you want to hang out and watch the game tonight?" "Sarah is out with her parents."
Guys:
"Not tonight Loverlips, we have other plans!"
When you get so frustrated and desperate after 2 months of non-stop snow storms, that you are willing to blow the first guy with a shovel, that knocks on your door, in order to get your property cleared, and dig your car out. Different from an ordinary whore with a pizza delivery boy, in that you are only blowing said person because of the copious amounts of snow, and possibly some cabin fever. Very common in rural areas!
This Winter in the Northeast was so bad that it turned all of the women, and a few guys I know too, into Snow-Blowers. I'm just glad I was able to help out all of my neighbors, and save them the inconvenience of shoveling, while getting more than $10 and a cup of hot coco. I can't wait until next year. I'm hoping all the Global Warming nonsense is just something the government is making up. I might move to Buffalo! Let it snow, let it snow!!!