dropped the baby

dropped the baby: a bowel movement that is so large that it feels as if you have given birth through your anus

Damn, I dropped the baby. I don't think I will ever be able to fart again.

car cancer

car cancer is rust, generally caused by road salts used to remove ice and snow from the roads.

My winter beater has some serious car cancer. She runs well, but the poor girl is held together with prayers and wire.

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rolling like thunder, striking like lightning

rolling like thunder, striking like lightning: to excel

Every crunch time, Ben was rolling like thunder, striking like lightning.

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Pig Tale

Pig tale: the proud telling of sexual exploits with ugly women

JR liked telling his pig tales more than the actual dating of those ugly broads; he could make us laugh and the women scream.

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PORT

PORT - Permanently On Rag Time; a person who is prone to irratable emotional outbursts and anger

Watch out for Babs; she is PORT. She almost bit my head off for asking, "How's it going."

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mandelier

mandelier - the dangling part of the male genitals, i.e., testicles

Rich said to Keith, "I ain't no meatgazer, but I couldn't help but see Brian has a huge mandelier, boy, they hang down to his freakin' knees!"

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Deep in the Muffin

Deep in the Muffin -- to be highly into the action of placing some body part into the vagina (manual masterbation, cunnilingus or copulating)

Man, Danny is so sweet, I could be deep in the muffin for days with her.

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