leak and sneak

leak and sneak: farting quietly; letting a fart out quietly(leak) and not saying anything while hoping no one smell your emissions (sneak)

Rich lets 'em rip loud and proud, but Jim will leak and sneak.

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H.U.B.

H.U.B. = Hook Up Bitch

I texted, "H.U.B., come on over for some play time" and she was over double quick.

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especially anus crime

especially anus crime: an act of stupidity so tremendous that only a criminally minded asshole could perform it (alludes to L & O: SVU opening, “In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated…”

Mark committed another especially anus crime when he stole money from his girlfriend's purse right after sex.

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salad head

salad head - a person who gets off on tossing salad or giving anal lingus

I got off so hard last night with Alice the Salad Head. She jerked me off as she tossed my salad.

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pop off

pop off: an urban term used to insult a person, usually, but not exclusively, female, by applying the appellation of a whore

When La Quita walked in on her man with Precious, she called Precious a pop off and snatched up the girl by her weave.

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throwin' a rat

throwin' a rat - reporting on, or giving information about, illicit behaviors or crimes

"Yo, boy, if you get caught throwin' a rat, just remember, 'snitches get stiches.'"

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click and pull

click and pull - masterbation while viewing on line erotica; an allusion to the click and pull (merchandise) option for on-line shopping then picking up at brick and motar stores

Click and pull on free porn sites and save money over pay per view.

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