menstral pad

menstral pad is a safe place to hang out while your girlfried, wife or significant other is menstrating (acting homrmally unbalanced and dangerous)

Keith, if I don't want to get picked up for homicide, I need a menstral pad until Dorthy stops acting like a hormonal psychopath again. Can I crash at your place for a few days?

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eX Box

ex Box -- a former girlfriend, lover or woman with whom you you no longer have sex.

Yo, Jeremy, Jojo is looking good.

Dawg, don't matter to me. She's my eX Box. I am with Kiki now.

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click and pull

click and pull - masterbation while viewing on line erotica; an allusion to the click and pull (merchandise) option for on-line shopping then picking up at brick and motar stores

Click and pull on free porn sites and save money over pay per view.

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the baby's crowning

the baby's crowing: the feeling that you're about to shit your pants because you can't reach a toilet in time.

Whoever's in the bathroom, get the hell out. The baby's crowning.

talk me off

1. To be brought to orgasim by verbal persuasion

2. To be faked into thinking sex is imminent

1. Dannelle is one hot talker; she can talk me off without my hands ever leaving my phone.

2. Jessie is a tease; she will talk me off again and again, but I am stupid enough to keep going back to get blue balls.

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On Line Yanking

Masterbating while surfing the web for porn or cybering.

Jane was pissed off at Dick; she caught him as he was on line yanking while chatting with a friend.

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power geek with all the hook ups

power geek with all the hook up - a tool, fool, nerd or geek of the highest caliber

Rich was a great judge of on knowing who is a power geek with all the hook ups and was not afraid of sharing this vital information.

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