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Zucc

(slang, noun) named after Mark Zuckerberg, the CEO of Facebook, means anyone working for Facebook, whether it be the facebook team, their moderators, the US Government, or Mark Zuckerberg himself. Anyone who can terminate your account for rules either already stated or not yet stated (because they haven't come up with em yet)

Also called: Zuckerfuck, Zuccypoo, Zucky Wucky uwu, Warden Zucc

Person 1: God I hate Canadians
Person 2: Yooo, chill, Zucc will throw you in FB jail
Person 1: (30 days later) Damn... you right.

by TooStoned2Care September 5, 2021


Cabbaged

(Adj.) To describe a cabbage like plant (i.e. cabbage, lettuce) still in ball form

Antonym: uncabbaged - (adj.) Shredded, or otherwise broken down from cabbage form

Oh, look out in the fields, you can see the still cabbaged lettuce!

Why would you have us get these full mozarella balls that we have to shred when the lettuce we have in stock has been uncabbaged?

by TooStoned2Care August 18, 2021


Cabbaged

(Adj.) To describe a cabbage like plant (i.e. cabbage, lettuce) still in ball form

Antonym: uncabbaged - (adj.) Shredded, or otherwise broken down from cabbage form

Oh, look out in the fields, you can see the still cabbaged lettuce!

Why would you have us get these full mozarella balls that we have to shred when the lettuce we have in stock has been uncabbaged?

by TooStoned2Care September 5, 2021


Dancing

When two Mormons want to have sex but they don't want to make god angry so the male puts a condom on (or a "Mormon dancing glove") and puts it in his girlfriend, and the both of them "dance" or move with each other. Because the guy is wearing a condom, the skin doesn't touch and therefore god cannot be upset.

Mormon Joe: I really want to have sex with you, and i don't want to upset God, but it seems like soaking and jumping don't do it for me no more.

Mormon Jane: We could try dancing

Mormon Joe: That sounds good, lemme get my dancing glove so i don't upset God.

by TooStoned2Care October 3, 2021