crumb fucker

A person that licks dried up sperm. Particularly when a woman orgasms and the man waits till she's dry to eat out her pussy.

"Damn! His friend is a real crumb fucker!

niggaboobie

A bear trap filled with fried chicken. It’s like a booby trap, but for those stupid ignorant porch monkeys, Set up one of these in Downtown Harlem, or in the Slums of Detroit, and you’re sure to catch yourself one fine nigger!

Father: “Son, Those Porch monkeys are back at it blasting that nigger music! Go set up the niggaboobies !”
Son: “I really hope we catch jamal this time, that is one trouble making jiggaboo, I’ll set up a niggaboobie with his name written all over it!”