survive

What you have no chance of doing if your base belong to CATS, an intergallactic Nazi with a heart of gold.

If you have no chance of doing this, then you must make your time.

CATS: You have no chance to survive, make your time.

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Status Clitical

From an anime called "Gravion" in which it says "Planetaly Defence System All Destroyed A Decased Citizen 10,000,000 STATUS CLITICAL!"

The reason "Planetary" and "Critical" are misspelled is because in Japanese, R and L are the same things. This goes into other things such as "Herro!" as some say to make fun of a Japanese person, or even "Harro".

The real thing should say

"Planetary defense system has destroyed 10,000,000 citizens! Status Critical!"

Bobby: I shoot you in head!
Dood: OMG!! I bleed! Now this be status clitical at best!

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goatage

Goatage is pwning or owning someone with a goat. It is the most superior form of pwnage or ownage.

A zergling runs up and snaps a probe in half.
GoaT: GOATAGE!

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pwnt

A word what's definition is only known by an elite few, but will now be known by many.

POWER OWNT.

God, "porn ownt"? "Bastardization of ownt"? What the fuck?

It's POWER OWNT.

*kills 10 trillion marines with one zergling*

Pwnt.

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reaganomics

N'SYNC's and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' favorite word to say.

Donatello: Cool!
Leonardo: Tubular!
Raphael: Awesome!
Michaelangelo: Reaganomics!

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LOADR

An idiotic insult by an idiot, who is an immature moron, and feels insecure that intellectuals pwjn him.

In a game of StarCraft (©Blizzard)

Mr_Ownage: OMG ZERGLINE RUSH U SUK!!!1
Miss_Lucifer: Yeesh... newbies...
Mr_Ownage: I ARE NOT A NOOB U R TEH NOOB U LOADR UR GAY U WONT BE GEY WEN HELL FREAZES OVA!!!!1
Miss_Lucifer: Good job making sense there!

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For great justice

Something that is impossible without taking off EVERY last zig. In order to take off a zig you must know what you doing. This is the reason WHY you must take off the zig.

Basically, it's like playing a horrible video game. "Damn, that storyline is great... but the game is boring... must play..."

McDoodleBob: So, why should I take of every zig? Just because I KNOW what I do?

Captain: No, take off every zig... for great justice...

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