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Smashing a closed beer bottle on the ground and yelling FIRE!!!
Jeff got thrown out of the bar last night for throwing several zimbabwe hand grenades.
The guy that spins the truth into some real bullshit.
Steve:"Hey, Mike told me he hooked up with three chicks last night when you went to the bar"
"Yea, well Mike's a real Sauce Weaver."
While having anal sex, when the woman proceeds to shit on your dick but you still cum from the warm poop anyway.
Oh man, my wife almost ruined sex last night, but I pulled off the Montana Mud Dick.
The sexual confidence that somebody from California has, compared to the rest of the U.S.A.
Have you met the new guy, Isaiah, he's got that California wang sauce.
A fart you can hear and smell at the same time
I feel a Sonic fart coming on...
search any dictionary for "hockey"
Ehhh, we playing some some canadian tennis today ehhh.
People who randomly punch dudes in the dick and/or balls without warning in an non loving way
I accidentally tripped Mark and that fucking jimmywhacker kicked me in the nuts