wigton

1. A surname, albeit rare, originating from the English town of Wigton, Cumberland. If said fast or casually it is often hard to spell via pronunciation.

2. A town in Wigton, Cumberland, England. It is a thriving, bustling market town.

Example one:

Secretary: Can I get your last name?
Guy: It's wigton.
Secretary: OK Wingtown, is that it?
Guy: Uh, it's wigton...
Secretary: Spell it for me?
Guy: W-I-G-T-O-N. Is that it!?
Secretary: W... I... N...G...T...O...N... Ok! Here you go wington! Come back later! *closes window*
Guy: SON OF A BITCH.

Example 2:
Get off yer arse and go to the weekly auction, loving wife.