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When a woman is tossing a man's salad and her tongue gets tangled up in his long ass hole hairs.
Betty and Sal were enjoying a spaghetti salad when she was shocked by his lack of manscaping.
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When a woman with braces smiles after a man blows a load on her mouth.
I was blinded by Peggy's mouth glitter.
When a man inserts one thumb in a woman's vagina and another in her asshole and twiddles his thumbs.
Mike could not win the thumb war while playing with Jenni last night, but Jenni won.
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When a guy inserts 2 thumbs up a woman's asshole.
Mary enjoyed the Roger & Ebert award she received last night.
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When you're having sex, pull out, and cum on her bush and then you piss on her bush to shower it off.
Danny blew such a big load that Diane needed a bush shower to clean up.