Watcher

A person with great organisational skills when it comes to group photos, but none at all when planning of any kind is involved.

Watcher's c o m m u n i c a t i o n

Nonmeister

Any student of sound engineering or music recording that is not a Tonmeister, or simply someone who wishes they were one.

Helen: "Did you hear that Bernie didn't make it on to the Tonmeister course with us?"
Michael: "Who the hell is Bernie?"
Helen: "I thought the two of you were best of friends"
Michael: "Why would I be friends with a dirty Nonmeister?"