folf

Short for Frisbee Golf, a game played following the same rules as golf, but using specialized frisbees or "folf discs" instead of clubs and balls, and posts or baskets as targets instead of holes. Folf is far better than golfing because the equipment is cheaper, most courses are free, and you don't have to wear silly outfits. Also known as disc golf.

MAN 1: "Hey, you wanna go play some folf?"
MAN 2: "Golf? No, man, I don't play golf."
MAN 1: "NO, not golf, FOLF. You know, frisbee golf."
MAN 2: "Oh, you mean, disc golf."
MAN 1: "NO, I mean folf. Only people from California and douche bags call it disc golf."
MAN 2: "Isn't that the same thing?"
MAN 1 & MAN 2: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

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el nino

A shot made using equal parts Hot Damn and Malibu, to represent the Hot & Tropical aspects of the El Nino weather system that affected the US in the late 90's. Invented by a group of University of Montana students in 1998 an attempt to capitalize on El Nino's prominent place in the news. The plan was to order it as if it were a famous drink, then look at the bartender with distain when they didn't know what it was, and tell then the ingredients. Then, when you did the shot with your friends, you all shouted "El Nino!!!" in an attempt to start a trend. It did not catch on.

MAN 1: "Can I get 4 El Nino's please."
BARTENDER: "What the fuck's an El Nino?"
MAN 2: <scoffs>
MAN 1: "UH, duh, Hot Damn and Malibu."
BARTENDER: "Okay..."
Shots are made and served.
MAN 1 & MAN 2 & MAN 3 & MAN4: "EL NINO!!!!!"
MAN 3: <whispering> "Hey, this isn't bad."

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schmiss

When you miss the presence of someone you haven't even met. Usually assositated with on-line relationships (i.e. MySpace) and text message pen pals.

Woman (via text message): "How can how miss someone you've never met?"
Man (via text message): "You can't... we'll have to make up a new word."
Woman (via yet another text message): "Schmissing you...?"
Man (yeah, you know it): "Hey, that might work."

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