Chris Christie

Donald Trump's fat sex slave that's a member of the ku klux klan.

You know your life is great when you aren't a chris christie

74👍 6👎

WMD

Wet Manly Dreams

You feel yourself touching a hot chick , than you are having WMD

Jeb Bush

a joke

Me: Hey dude, I have a Jeb Bush. Want to hear it?
Friend: sure
Me: knock knock
Friend: who's there?
Me: Jeb failed
Friend: Jeb failed who?
Me: Jeb Failed you

51👍 4👎

diplomacy

a bullshit deal that later gets broken

When your friend asks for money and promises to pay you back, thats diplomacy!

1👍 3👎

facebook

The true origin of procrastination

I got this math homework, along with chemistry and....awww, who am I kidding? Im going on Facebook.

NSA

Nut sucking asshole

PISS OFF YOU NSA BITCH!!!

6👍 3👎

Game of Thrones

An excuse to watch sex

Fuck this cheap shitty ass porn. i'll will just watch the Game of Thrones

79👍 19👎