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The loss of blood to one's feet causing pins and needles from leaning on your own knees too long whilst pooping.
'dude, I just shit and scrolled Reddit so long I got Shittingles'
When you find out a guy has already slept with a close friend. (male or female, it's still sausage)
See Tainted Beef for a woman.
Dude 1 'Dude, I was gona sleep with Kyle, but then I found out you already had'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, he was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect sausage it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Sausage'
A person of any gender who follows exclusively the fashionable craft beer scene. They are henceforth known as a Craft Wank Hipster, or Crankster.
'Dude, that girl won't even have a beer with you! She has to have 'craft''
'Yeh, she's such a Crankster'
The kind of human who slips a sneaky digit in your bum hole during sex without prior warning.
'I was having sexy times with Faloola the other night and it turns out she's a Digit Slipper!'
'no way, what a lucky gentleman you are Fitzroy'
Any help given by your mother or father's mother.
'I was really struggling with my sewing but Margaret gave me some excellent Nansistance!'
The act of farting when squatting. The level down from Sqausharting
'oh god, that guy just squarted on your leg'
The act of eating one handed whilst driving a motor vehicle. Be it car, bike or otherwise.
'Terrance, I was really struggling on the long drive down here but then remembered I had a sandwich in the glove compartment, so I then commenced monoautonourishment'
'Good work Reginald'