swanky

When a male, usually older and in a car, hits on you or eyes you, he is swanky. Can also be used when a male your own age is trying his hardest to flirt with you.

There is a difference between
a)"swanky man"
and
b)"swanky boy"

... the latter being the most pathetic of the two.

"Wow, that old man that just drove by in his old, beat up truck and leered at us was totally swanky."

or

"I can't believe you made me ride here with Ben. He was playing lounge music and stroking the red leather interior of his car. He also kept trying to make sexual innuendos. So swanky."

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nadas

From the Spanish "nada" meaning "nothing."

It can mean either:
a) You don't have anything
b) You're not doing anything important.

a)

Friend: "Hey, dude, do you have a cigarette or any bud?"
You: "Nadas dude, i'm sorry..."

b)
Friend: "What are you doing right now?"
You: "Nadas, just chilling at home..."

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aol

Lagging newbie hackers favorite ISP.

When I ping the IP that just tried ICMP my computer look what I get!

ping ACB562XX.ipt.aol.com

Pinging ACB5621A.ipt.aol.com 172.181.98.XX with 32 bytes of data:

Request timed out.
Request timed out.
Request timed out.
Request timed out.

Ping statistics for 172.181.98.26:
Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 0, Lost = 4 (100% loss),
Approximate round trip times in milli-seconds:
Minimum = 0ms, Maximum = 0ms, Average = 0ms

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fra

A cigarette.

Comes from the word "frajo", frequently used in the Southwest.

Some guy you don't know: "Hey, you got a fra?"
You: "Sorry, dude."

Your friend: "Hey, hook it up with a fra!"
You: "For sure!"

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Intellectual Clone

A person who only repeats what they've heard, making it sound like their own opinion. A person who does not do their own research, and who remains unwilling to get up off their ass and do more than just talk and speculate. Synonym: Poser

People who dis Michael Moore
People who dis the True Left

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camry fuck

Basically anyone who is a bad driver. Or someone who just sucks at life in general.

If you will notice, most people who drive Camrys will cut you off, tailgate, etc. Hence, "camry fuck."

a) -while driving-
"HEY, GET OUT OF MY LANE, YOU CAMRY FUCK!"

b) -at work-
"Bernard drank the only coffee in this place, that camry fuck!"

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lockbox

When someone has something you want or need, but they won't give it to you.

Background: Key point of Al Gore's 2000 campaign.

You: "Hey, do you have 50 cents so I can get something to drink?"
Friend who has just put 50 cents in their pocket: "Uh, no dude, i'm sorry..."
You: "Man, that is lockbox right there."

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