Keying

When you take 2 house keys and make them pole dance on a wire hanger.

Damn, My keys are so hott at keying.
Keying turns me on.

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blueberry pancake

This will hurt somebody's feelings. You will laugh, they will cry.
if you REALLY REALLY don't like somebody, call them a BLUEBERRY PANCAKE.
but if you just don't like them, call them a pancake.

Shut up you Blueberry Pancake! I HATE you!

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emo shit

a fuckin' shit faced emo kid whos ass will get jumped by some goths at some point in their life.

I smell emo shit.
Get your curb stomping foot ready.

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