Beard

A beard is a buddy that you use as a cover for you to see a person of the opposite sex. You tell others you are meeting someone for him, or taking him out to meet someone. This version has been around since Before Kennedy's time.

Fred is my beard, so I can go and meet chicks.They think their for him.

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pickle-washer

1)Someone who takes along time to lick a penis to make it hard, before it either ejaculates, or is used for sex. 2) Someone who cleans up the penis after sex with their tongue.

He makes a very good pickle-washer so his buddy can screw his wife. He is also a good pickle-washer after sex is done too!!!!

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