Soliditairy

The feeling of soliditairy is what you feel at the point at which you feel immense distress and/or rage and can’t take it out, making your blood LITERALLY boil

Anon 1 : I’m gonna kill someone man I swear I’m so fvcking soliditaire
Anon 2 : Woah, soliditairy, that actually reminds me of this one time..
Anon 1 : Shut. The fvck up. No one asked.

Sad Vacuum

A fleshlight
Inspired by lyrics from the Teddy Hyde song Sex With a Ghost

Teddy Hyde : I’m making friction with a sad vacuum

pair of joogers

Joogers is one of many synonyms for breasts, mainly used to describe breasts that are incredibly floppy, real grandma honkers

Reece : Dude Mona’s packing some real tits!
Tobias : Dude those are a pair of joogers

Getting Jiggy With A Rifle

Masturbation
Inspired by lyrics from the Teddy Hyde song Sex With a Ghost

Teddy Hyde : I’m getting jiggy with a rifle