landlord

That jackass who demands to be paid at the end of the month, even if you have to sell blood and semen to get the money.

My landlord, may he rott in hell, said I should sell my kidneys for rent...

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poodge

I like Poodge, poodge is the fat on a girls thighs...

I like to lick up to your poodge...

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