mm-hmm

A sarcastic way of saying sure. Can be used to show doubt to another person.
Mm-hmm can also be followed up with "Sure you do" to show that you really don't believe them.

Guy 1: Hey! I have a girlfriend!
Guy 2: Mm-hmm. Sure you do.
Guy 1: Dude, I'm serious!
Guy 2: Mm-hmm. Sure you are.

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boo hoo

A phrase that people say when people are being massive crybabies. It's one of the ways people say idgaf.

Friend: My girlfriend just broke up with me... ;(
Me: Aw, boo hoo! Nobody gives a single damn about that!

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illuminatist

n. An Illuminati follower or believer. Usually detectable by their forehead. They draw an eye on their foreheads to show that they truly believe in the Illuminati.

Mike: Oh god, here comes Victor.
Zeke: He's just wandering around with a fake eye on his forehead.
Mike: What an illuminatist.

pulled a bieber

This is the act of getting hit by a water bottle and continuing the performance.

1: Did you see how (insert person 3's name) got hit by that water bottle in that talent show?
2: He just kept singing!
1: He really pulled a Bieber on that!