cadorporal

Merger of the words Cadet and Corporal.

Used patronisingly towards Corporals undeserving of their rank.

Also used in lue of the Rank Lance-Corporal, when no such rank officially exists.

Origin in the Air Training Corp (UK).

Example One:

"You Cadet, you're now a Cadorporal, you get this rabble formed up and ready for my inspection"

Example Two:

Cadorporal: "You get this cleared up."
Cadet: "Yes Cadorporal."
Cadorporal: "What did you just call me?"
Cadet: "I called you Corporal, Cadorporal."

Size Zero

Officially defined as a measure of clothing size. Size Zero measurements are as follows:

Bust: 32"
Waist: 24"
Low Hip*: 35.5"

* Defined as 9" below the waist

Primarily aimed at fashion concious parents of 8 - 10 year olds, who'd like their daughters to grow up fast and be "perfect".

The Size Zero fad has caught on with celebrities, Posh Spice being the most favoured example. When reported in the Tabloids the Size Zero fad is typically considered with distaste.

Unfortunately, impressionable teenagers - primarily females - are being caught up in the Size Zero fad, trying to follow after their heroine's footsteps.

Most respectable dieticians are known to believe that being a Size Zero is unhealthy, will shorten a persons life span and has been linked to osteoporosis.

You will find that while some men prefer Size Zero women, most do not; frequently referring to them as "far too skinny". Men like curves girls, know it.

Examples of Size Zero celebrities:

Posh Spice
Lindsay Lohan

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