Ezra

Ezra is the type of guy that probably owns a super popular tumblr account. Why, you ask? Because he lives in New York with his cat, he listens to acoustic music, he likes those weird musicals, he goes to Bernie rallies, and he claims to be a writer (though he will rarely show you what he has written, so that's pretty sketchy), plus he probably drinks his tea hot and wears glasses while he does it, even though he has perfect vision and drinking tea doesn't typically require reading glasses. If you get the chance, you should most definitely befriend an Ezra, I guarantee it will be worth it. Ezra doesn't like cliché romance novels, though he will probably snap at you if you say he doesn't like them, plus it's probably really hard to watch movies with him because he would point out all of the plot holes and claim that "it's just part of the whole writer thing." Lastly, the most important thing about Ezra is that he is secretly Jar Jar Binks, so you are required to call him Dragon Daddy, because he's probably super kinky about that type of thing. Plus, apparently he's a god with a huge penis or something (not that I would actually know) (....yet)

"Dude, Have you heard of the blood kink?"

"yeah, Ezra invented that."
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Nikolai

A sweet-talking brainiac who could probably talk his way out of any situation. He’s a bit of a show off, but his confidence is admirable. Underneath all his cockiness, he’s secretly the world’s biggest sweetheart. He’s obsessed with history, Teslas, Elon musk, video games, and Chick-fil-A (understandable). Claims he’s too busy to read a good book even though he sleeps throughout the day. Pushes himself WAY too hard, but is successful because of it. But most importantly, he’s the cutest person alive.

Nikolai, go to bed!!

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