Riley

Riley is the most amazing person you’ll ever meet. She is smart and sexy. Everyone is jealous and wants to be her. If you meet a Riley who spells her name any way except Riley leave immediately and never talk to her again. But the Rileys who spell their name the right way are the most perfect people. Even if you look for flaws in them, you’ll never find any. The people who claim to know something that’s wrong with a Riley are just jealous haters.

-Do you know Riley?

-Yeah, she’s ugly.

-No, she’s not dude! You’re just a hater. Everyone knows Riley is flawless.