gjofferknoffer

An intense hickey combined with a finger (or toe/thumb) into the anal cavity. Usually done in retaliation for a previous act such as a titty twister or hurts donut. The Icelandic roots of the word are because it burns so bad your ass needs all the ice in Iceland to soothe itself.

T: what the fuck? You just gave me a wet willy?
J: hahahaha I’m so funny
T: we’ll see who’s laughing after I give you a gjofferknoffer
J: damn, I learned my lesson. I’m sorry.

wisconsin handshake

The act of two men greeting each other by touching penises. The salutation does not require touching tips, but rather any contact of penises.

I hadn’t seen my brother in law in two months, and we were so excited we went to garage, got 2 Busch lights, and did a Wisconsin handshake before catching up on what’s new.