Sparky

Known to have an unhealthy obsession with Call of Duty Zombies, Sparky eats, sleeps and breathes COD Zombies. Sparky's mornings usually start, well don't start at all actually, because they sleep till 2am. Most diets of a Sparky, consist of 5 Monster energy drinks, a bag of Jerky XP and an egg fried to shit.

Usually recognized for not knowing when to take a hint when it comes to his love life. A Sparky will let you cuck him, but then tell his friends he "eats the pussy, like groceries." Will definitely fall in love with the first female that enters his life. Don't you dare be kind to a Sparky or its game over. He has already fallen in love with you before you can even prove that you have a vagina.

Good luck spotting a Sparky in the wild, most don't even leave the basement of their parents house. The rare occasion is to pick up some Monster, a video game or the latest Call of Duty Zombie issued comic.

Will frequently say they hate the nickname "Sparky" but actually adore it. Favorite porn star is Alison Tyler because of how she dominates. Loves being the submissive type in the relationship but then mentions how they're "alpha."

Sparky: Hey baby girl, I'm an alpha

Girl: Sit down Sparky, and be a good boy you beta

Sparky: *Sits*

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