When a dirty chav is on her period she drips her blood into a pint glass and puts it in the fridge overnight and forces her boyfriend to drink it the next day.
My girlfriend knocked me out and gave an essex icecube
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A dude who is gangley and hangs around big lakes under sewage pipes, he likes to hunt geese and ducks and collects their beaks and wears them as a necklace,
he also collects hubcaps from cars and plays music to attract mates. his mating call consists of a loud scream shouting "HELP ME"
walks like gollum from lord of the rings.
That dude we saw at the lake today totaly was a rectumsmell pimplesack