Faux Whore

A flirtatious person that gives the vibe that he or she is promiscuous, but has never actually engaged in any sexual acts.

I'll give you ten bucks if you get that faux whore to sleep with you.

spades

i think it mean something wild.

i seen spades in his eyes.

wildcard

a card in games that can be used as another amount.

I need a wildcard

chickenhead

like one of those girls with real big poppty eyes and they dont have to be skinny but their eyes make their faces look tiny like they are being choked like a chicken is when slaughtered.

I couldn't keep my eyes off the chickenhead looking girl.

saddle bags

they are extra storage of fat on each outer thigh...resembles a horse's saddlebag which is worn on each side of the ribs

She has nasty saddlebags

anal orifice

Another term for "asshole" used by intellectuals such as myself.

I don't know why, but I always pick the anal orifices for love interests.

backup

1. your systems second source of energy if the first ceases to produce
2. what to say when someone is being too forward
3. the thing cars do when they just ran over a curb

1. Just use the backup.
2. Back Up!
3. Shit! Back up.