mindcondom

When someone is attempting to penetrate you via mindfuck, and you need to protect yourself.

You should buy a value pack of pre-lubed mindcondoms before you watch Inception.

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titbogin

When a male mounts his women in the titty-fucking position, and proceeds to ride her down a flight of stairs.

Baby it's cold outside, but we dont need snow. Get on your back, I wanna ride a titbogin.

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