OMG

OMG is a common internet expression with several variations such as OML (oh my Lord).

OMG is an abbreviation of the phrase, ‘oh my god’, commonly used when someone is surprised at something. It can also be used as an expression of annoyance.

Generally, it’s used on the internet, but it’s not unheard of for some people to say ‘oh-em-gee’ in real life.

OMG as an expression of annoyance:

Anna: Do you wanna build a snowman?

Elsa: No.

Anna: Are you sureeeee?

Elsa: I’m sure!

Anna: Are you sure, sure-

Elsa: OMG, shut up, Anna!

OMG as an expression of surprise:

Hannah: Did you see what Tay did today?!

Layla: Ummm... no.

Hannah: She slapped Jay.

Layla: OMG, what a savage!

Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

Hey. I feel sorry for you. You must be really, really bored. You know, you’ve entered a new plane of existence. A new realm, a whole other dimension. It’s the world of unimaginable boredom. Y’know? Good luck. Whether you’re at home bored to death or in class or work, bored to tears...
Good luck.

Dave: Hey, you know what I did the other day?

Kevin: What?
Dave: I typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm into urban dictionary!
Kevin: Why would you do that?
Dave: You must’ve never been bored..

6👍 2👎

Thicc

Thicc is slang for the word thick. People use the word thick to describe objects, textures, and sometimes people’s intelligence. However, ‘thicc’ is generally used to describe objects, textures and people’s appearance rather than intelligence.

When pronounced, they sound the same, so you can only really tell when people use ‘thicc’ when they type it.

Reyna: This slime is sooo thicc...
Jade: I know, right!

Astrid: I want to be skinny.
Hannah: Yah, me too.

Astrid: What about you, Mimi?
Mimi: I wanna be thicc. I wanna have thicc legs, a thicc body.

WTF

WTF is an internet abbreviation of ‘what the fuck’. It’s commonly used on social media, texting and generally, the internet.

Hacker A: Hey. Check your files.
Hacker B: What? Why?

Hacker A: I got into them.
Hacker B: How?!
Hacker A: Seriously? All I’m gonna say is, I’m glad I learnt SQL and Python.
Hacker B: WTF did you do?!

Lem: Hey, Tyler.
Tyler: What?
Lem: Ri cheated on you.
Tyler: WTF?!

10👍 1👎

XD

XD is an emoticon, much like :) which is a smiley face, and :0 which is a shocked face. It’s often used on the internet, although some people literally say Ex-Dee, but those people are few and far between.

It can be used as a replacement for LOL, which means ‘laugh out loud’. Basically, XD is a laughing face.

Beware! A lot of people get annoyed if you use XD too much.

Anna: Heyy
Bella: Hiiii
Anna: Hey, did you hear about what happened to Bob today?
Bella: No, what?!
Anna: He slipped on a banana peel.
Bella: OMG, that’s hilarious XD

IMO

IMO is an internet abbreviation standing for ‘in my opinion’. It is commonly used over text, online forums or chats, video game chats, and social media.

Sandra: I think it looks cool.
Kali: I think it looks horrible.
Halley: IMO, I think it’s... not bad.

96👍 10👎