Touch grass

Something you tell your friend who is online on social media and/or video games for too long. It can also be an insult.

You've been online for too long, go outside and touch grass.

Math

A subject of numbers. The easiest thing in elementary school, and it will become a solitary confinement torture in High school. The basics, plus minus decide multiply percentage time and fractions are needed, while the rest would be deemed useless after the end of your time at school.

Math is the worst

177013

Never even THINK of searching that shit up! It is very 18+, very unspeakable, inappropriate as fuck, it is some very hentai things, and you shoukd never even THINK about it

P1: dude 177013 is fucking awesome
P2: you better leave my sight before I call the police to report a murder

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Summa Lumma Dumma Lumma

The fast part of from Eminem's 2013 song, Rap God. It was the fastest verse in the rap game until Godzilla.

Uh Summa Lumma Dumma Lumma you assumin' I'm a human

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Nibba

Nigga but you swap out the GG with BB

Not altered: shut up, nigga
Altered: shut up, nibba

Zoophile

A fat disgusting piece of rotting basement person who wants to have sex with an animal

Zoophile: Wow I love your cat. I wish I could just fuck her

Me: you fucking zoophile get the fuck out of my house before I stab you to death

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Mike Oxlong

A meme on the Internet. Of you break it down, Mike Oxlong basically is a meme version of My Cock's Long

Hey, Mike Oxlong!

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