Artie

A cat with outstanding weight in his underside, bringing to the table a lack of butter and lots of meows. Also likes tuna.

ARTIE! GET OFF THE COUNTER!

Breckin

Breckin is THE hottest man alive. He‘s a bit of a nerd and he aspires of being a vampire! He LOVES cats and has a great big attitude. He is a dominant, sexy, attractive man who also is the most incredible man on this planet. He rules the land of Thee Artie and he is SOOOOOOOOO COOL! He is THE coolest EVER! He loves his girlfriend and is such a sweetheart. His ego isn’t as big as his muscles, so you don’t need to worry about him being a total jerk. He still can be one though because he is an utter fool, BUT he’s a cute one. His girlfriend and he can’t wait to marry her. Breckin is bae. Total babe. Total dream guy. Big booty.

Random hoe: “Omg wow he’s sooooo hot who is that omgggg????”
Random hoe’s friend: “Oh, that’s Breckin.. he’s a dream guy.. but he’s with a cute girl and none of them can take their claws off of each other”
Breckin: “My Girl is MINE FOREVER AND I AM ALLLLLLLLLL HER’S”
The Girl: “OH YEAH THAT’S MY BABY DADDY”