Blind as a bat

1. Old wive's phrase for one who is of poor eyesight. Actually a common misconception, as most bats (of the mammalian sort) have better eyesight than the average healthy human being.

"Hey four-eyes! You're as blind as a bat!" - Stupid Jock

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intrical

A word that doesn't exist. Usually used by dumbasses who really mean to use the word wordintegral/word.

"It's an intrical part..."
"Intrical isn't a word, dumbass"

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winged spawn

1. A bat of the mammalian sort, under the order chiroptera. Usually used with distaste for bats.

"TAKE THAT, YOU WINGED SPAWN OF SATAN!" - Ace Ventura, in Ace Ventura 2

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Tragus

That lump of cartilage that looks like a tag on your ear. Sits about half a centimeter in front of your ear hole, towards the eyes.

Not quite sure what it's for.

"I pierced my tragus"
"Ouch"

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real ultimate power

See wordninja/word.

My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- www.realultimatepower.net

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