hamper pantilingus

The act of pretending to use someone's bathroom just to dig through their hamper to find dirty panties, then licking them.

I was over at my cousin Sharon's last night and couldn't resist doing a little hamper pantilingus.

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choking on a turkey neck

When going down on a woman with a large labia, you suck it back so far you choke on it as her labia is like that of a male turkey neck.

Last night I went down on this girl and choked on her turkey neck. Choking on a turkey neck

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gristley surprise

When a genital wart comes off into your mouth and you unexpectedly bite down onto it between your teeth.

Gristle : tough cartilaginous, tendinous, or fibrous matter

Went down on a new partner I picked up last night, I had no idea I was in for a gristley surprise.

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brown tuna

When a woman farts and queefs simultaneously, causing a mixture of odors.

I swear the chick in front of me in line just let out a brown tuna

sneaky tp

Unroll a roll of toilet paper. Jerk off and drag it through your cum, Roll it back up, enjoy sneaky tp

Man I pulled a sneaky tp on all my co-workers sneaky tp

salty bake sale

Picking up a hooker after a long night of tricks and then going down on her.

I'm gonna pass on breakfast, I just went out in the alley an had a salty bake sale so I'm set.