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Unroll a roll of toilet paper. Jerk off and drag it through your cum, Roll it back up, enjoy sneaky tp
Man I pulled a sneaky tp on all my co-workers sneaky tp
When a woman farts and queefs simultaneously, causing a mixture of odors.
I swear the chick in front of me in line just let out a brown tuna
When a genital wart comes off into your mouth and you unexpectedly bite down onto it between your teeth.
Gristle : tough cartilaginous, tendinous, or fibrous matter
Went down on a new partner I picked up last night, I had no idea I was in for a gristley surprise.
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The act of pretending to use someone's bathroom just to dig through their hamper to find dirty panties, then licking them.
I was over at my cousin Sharon's last night and couldn't resist doing a little hamper pantilingus.
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Picking up a hooker after a long night of tricks and then going down on her.
I'm gonna pass on breakfast, I just went out in the alley an had a salty bake sale so I'm set.
When going down on a woman with a large labia, you suck it back so far you choke on it as her labia is like that of a male turkey neck.
Last night I went down on this girl and choked on her turkey neck. Choking on a turkey neck
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