Connecticut

A tiny state where half of its population live with a domesticated chimpanzee while the other half will saw off one of their own arms as soon as it becomes necessary, and they all misrepresent their income in census time in order to keep alive the myth that their state is rich.

If you are from Connecticut, you are:

A) Living with a domesticated chimpanzee that may or may not rip out you or your neighbor’s face at any time.

B) You might at some point in the near future saw off your own arm with a saw.

C) You have and will most likely continue to misrepresent your level of income to the census takers in order to keep alive the myth that your tiny state is rich.

D) A and C.

E) B and C.

F) All of the above.

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