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A heavily planned sex act between a man and a menstruating woman. The day before, the man eats only leafy green vegetables, and takes a massive green shit on a plate. Then, the woman crouches over the plate, allowing her period blood to drizzle on top, thus making a festive red and green Holiday Pie. Serves 2.
"Wow Johnny, this Holiday Pie you made is amazing!"
"Thanks mom, Linda and I made it together."
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Similar to sexual intercourse, but only involves the shins of both parties involved. Any contact with any body part other than the shin renders said shintercourse as void.
Jenny and I had some sweet shintercourse last night, so we didn't lose our virginity or get any STDs!
Robbie and I tried to have shintercourse last night, but our knees touched, so it was technically just sex.