coffee stirrer

To insert your fingers into someone's anus.

Person A: Oh god, I think I coffee stirred someone.
Person B: Coffee stir?
Person A: I put my fingers in someone's arse!
Person B: You're a coffee stirrer!

gentlemanliness

Being quite the gentleman.

You are a shining example of gentlemanliness!

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Wombies

Room mates.

"Hey wombie!"
"Hey man, do the dishes!"
"Anything you say wombie!"
"Stop calling us wombies!"

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