Used to be Andrew Tates Boyfriend, although he turned a new leaf and is now in a gay relationship with his dog "Bailey"
"Yo Aaron Curran was in a party last night, he started to bark at his dog weirdly"
When two men put elastic bands around their balls and blend them together in a smoothie maker
"Yo, me and Tony did The whirlygig last night. The Nutshake tasted amazing afterwards!"
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A 16 year old emo who plays PS5 with his Online Status set to Offline. Also really likes to play Red Dead Online & Rainbow Six Siege.
"Yo, I was in a party with Charlie Quirke last night, he was playing RDRO and grinding Moonshine missions all goddamn evening"
When a bus driver (usually over 50) goes 75mph in a school zone. Ploughing over several innocent special-ed children.
"I Watched Harry's dad do a rollover last night, he's in prison for 17 years now lol."
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Plays Fall Guys & Brawlhalla Non-Stop all day and does "Funny stuff" to his cat Tazzy.
"Yo, I was in a party with Joseph Whitaker last night, he wouldn't stop playing Fall Guys.