Pile Drive

Freeze a log of feces. Enter a 69 position, with the woman on bottom and man on top. The man uses his hands to plow the woman vaginally or anally with the frozen log while she gives him a rusty trombone (i.e., giving a rim job while performing a hand job). When the man reaches climax, he turns into a position in which he can jizz on his lover's face while slapping her in the face with the soggy poopsicle.

1. I gave my girl a pile drive last night
2. I was a pile driver with that bitch

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