Food Jenga

The careful act of eating your food in such a way that it does not fall apart into a million pieces.

I ordered the gourmet burger and that thing came stacked with like ten ingredients. I had to practice careful food jenga to keep it from falling apart all over my plate every time I took a bite.

Retail Stalking

When employees of a retail establishment constantly ask you every thirty seconds if you need help, when it is clear you don't.

Employee: HI! DO YOU NEED HELP FINDING ANYTHING TODAY?!
Customer: No, I'm okay, thanks.
Employee: OKAY, WELL LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANY HELP, ALRIGHT?
Customer: Thanks.
Employee #2: HI! DO YOU NEED HELP FINDING ANYTHING TODAY? HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT OUR 30% OFF SALE?!?!
Customer: On second thought, no, I suddenly lost any urge to buy anything.

... is a textbook example of Retail Stalking.

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crackblock

When a person (intentionally or unintentionally) says or does something that blocks the acquisition of crack by another.

Can also be used for any illegal drug.

See also, cockblock

Hobo #1:
Yo! Hey Benny! Whatchoo gonna spend that money on?!
Hobo #2:
(panhandling on street corner) Aw, y'know, just--
Hobo #1:
YOU GONNA SPEND IT ON CRACK?
Hobo #2:
What? Dude, shut UP!
Hobo #1:
You gonna spend it on HEROIN? METH?
Hobo #2:
Aw snap. I do believe I was just crackblocked.

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crack block

When a person (intentionally or unintentionally) says or does something that blocks the acquisition of crack by another.

Can also be used for any illegal drug.

See also, cockblock

Hobo #1:
Yo! Hey Benny! Whatchoo gonna spend that money on?!

Hobo #2:
(panhandling on street corner) Aw, y'know, just--

Hobo #1:
YOU GONNA SPEND IT ON CRACK?

Hobo #2:
What? Dude, shut UP!

Hobo #1:
You gonna spend it on HEROIN? METH?

Hobo #2:
Aw snap. I do believe I was just crack blocked.

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