acquisition

something that has been taken; gained

I congratulate you on your acquisition. It is a formidable item you have acquired.

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acquisition

a p2p program for macintosh computers.

I just got the entire first season of Trailer Park Boys off Acquisition!

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acquisition

when a man or woman decide to shove a glass jar up their anus.
The glass then smashes and their ass bleeds shit and blood
they have to pick out the glass themselves as they cannot go anywhere.

"alright man! i just had my girlfriend do an acquisition in front of me. it was well good. i got to pick out the glass!

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indigenous acquisition

A more Politically correct term for "Indian Giver"

Yeah, Scott have me that vest, but then he asked for it back; I guess it was an indigenous acquisition.

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aboriginal acquisition

A more Politically correct term for "Indian Giver"

Yeah, I did score this jacket for free from Johnny, but then he asked for it back; I guess it was an aboriginal acquisition.

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Rules of Acquisition

A numbered series of aphorisms, guidelines, and principles that provided the foundation of business philosophy in Ferengi culture. There are at least 285 of them.

Some examples of Rules of Acquisition include:

Rule of Acquisition #22: A wise man can hear profit in the wind

Rule of Acquisition #34: War is good for business

Rule of Acquisition #47: Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own

Rule of Acquisition #98: Every man has his price

Alternative Acquisition

Employing non-traditional means of possession. Including but not limited to, theft, extortion and ground scores.

"Honey I think our son is involved in a stereo-theft ring"

"Nonsense dear, Billy explained that he got all this fancy stuff through Alternative Acquisition."