Dante Syndrome

Dante Syndrome is when someone works at a crappy dead end job (usually minimum wage). Instead of taking responsibility and making a change, they become complacent and take their job way too seriously. Named after Dante Hicks from the Kevin Smith film Clerks

Person 1: Why the fuck, on her day off, is she coming into Wendy's on a Saturday night to clean.
Person 2: She has a bad case of Dante Syndrome.

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Hawaiian Pizza

Hawaiian pizza is a term applied when two things, that are normally great by themselves, simply don't work together. Pizza is good. Pineapple is good. Together they are not.

Person 1: I love Metallica. I love Lou Reed. Why is Lulu the worst thing ever?
Person 2: I know. Lulu was total Hawaiian Pizza.

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