chuboob

When a girl gets so excited or aroused that her nipples immediately harden.

"Did you see how hot he was?"
"Fuck ya. I've got a total chuboob right now!"

OMG, the new Star Wars trailer gave me a total chuboob!!!

Madturbation

When you’re so sexually frustrated you hate fuck yourself.

It’s been so long since I’ve had sex that I’ve resorted to madturbation