Brb

Something that fucks your ass and you just want it to climax everywhere

Girl:Brb
Boy:you are whore

dtf

dtf is an abbreviation for "dudes tickle fungus" implying that individuals of the male sex indulge in pre miscues activities with mushrooms and such.

Sally:OMG I CANT BELIVE DAVE DUMPED YOU SUSIE,I
IM SO SORRY
Susie:well, you know what they say about guys and their truffles...dtf.