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The best, humorous thing you could do to your face.
I was taking a picture someone and he made most hilarious looking double chin.
What teachers at schools that don't allow you to wear shirts that reveal your shoulder think about shoulders.
Teacher: Oh God your shoulder is showing, don't you know that shoulders make babies?!
Short for baritone saxophone. Great low brass/woodwind instrument. Also good for smoking barijuana.
Yo I have a bari sax, want to smoke some barijuana through it later?
Diet Pepsi puts the die in diet.
Diet Pepsi tastes pretty terrible.
(Noun) A small bump. Somethings that are usually referred to as nubs include, but are not limited to: A not fully erect penis; A small penis; a small bump on any person or thing.
Oh wow! Is that a nub in your pants!
Someone that thinks they are better than you. Usually seen trying to get their name, followed by all their "great" qualities, in the Urban dictionary.
Person: Wow he thinks he's so great, he is such a douche
Best rap/poet I’ve heard in a long while.
Have you heard Hobo Johnson’s rap, Peach Scone