Bari Sax

Short for baritone saxophone. Great low brass/woodwind instrument. Also good for smoking barijuana.

Yo I have a bari sax, want to smoke some barijuana through it later?

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Man-spreading

What men do to keep from hurting their balls. This act gets some women annoyed.

I'm sorry ladies for man-spreading but if I don't I will never be able to have a kid.

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Shoulders Make Babies

What teachers at schools that don't allow you to wear shirts that reveal your shoulder think about shoulders.

Teacher: Oh God your shoulder is showing, don't you know that shoulders make babies?!

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Trashist

Someone who supports and practices in trash and people that claim to be trash.

I support trash and it's ways, this makes me a trashist.

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Double Chin

The best, humorous thing you could do to your face.

I was taking a picture someone and he made most hilarious looking double chin.

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Diet Pepsi

Diet Pepsi puts the die in diet.

Diet Pepsi tastes pretty terrible.

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Douche

Someone that thinks they are better than you. Usually seen trying to get their name, followed by all their "great" qualities, in the Urban dictionary.

Person: Wow he thinks he's so great, he is such a douche

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